Saturday, January 31, 2009
Aww, the Bud Light!
Not the Bud Light! NOT THE BUD LIGHT!! Why couldn't you have taken me instead?!?
Ok, this is a cop-out, phone-it-in post that was predicted a week. (Have you ever seen a more lazily-drawn lamp?) It's not like I'm being social or anything this time. In fact, I spent all day in bed... just to see if I could. I'm a societal mirror: The apathy I feel towards my life is the same apathy the world feels towards me. I'm going back to bed.
Also, I totally want to sell Bud Lights in the future.